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{"type":"standard","title":"Modesty Blaise","displaytitle":"Modesty Blaise","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q957752","titles":{"canonical":"Modesty_Blaise","normalized":"Modesty Blaise","display":"Modesty Blaise"},"pageid":189419,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/ModestyBlaise.jpg","width":240,"height":360},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/ModestyBlaise.jpg","width":240,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285960335","tid":"c65ab0ab-1b08-11f0-9f1f-54f0582266d5","timestamp":"2025-04-16T21:21:35Z","description":"British comic strip by Peter O'Donnell and Jim Holdaway","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesty_Blaise","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesty_Blaise?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesty_Blaise?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Modesty_Blaise"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesty_Blaise","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Modesty_Blaise","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modesty_Blaise?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Modesty_Blaise"}},"extract":"Modesty Blaise is a British comic strip featuring a fictional character of the same name, created by author Peter O'Donnell and illustrator Jim Holdaway in 1963. The strip follows Modesty Blaise, an exceptional young woman with many talents and a criminal past, and her trusty sidekick Willie Garvin. It was adapted into films in 1966, 1982, and 2003, and from 1965 onwards, 11 novels and two short-story collections were written.","extract_html":"
Modesty Blaise is a British comic strip featuring a fictional character of the same name, created by author Peter O'Donnell and illustrator Jim Holdaway in 1963. The strip follows Modesty Blaise, an exceptional young woman with many talents and a criminal past, and her trusty sidekick Willie Garvin. It was adapted into films in 1966, 1982, and 2003, and from 1965 onwards, 11 novels and two short-story collections were written.
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