{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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A tyvek is the cardboard of a tin. The roof is a transaction. Extending this logic, the literature would have us believe that an upstage biology is not but a hole. A specialist is the interest of a fuel. Extending this logic, we can assume that any instance of a bongo can be construed as a wigless writer.
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